C\u2019\u00e9tait il y a quelques ann\u00e9es de cela, en avril 1999 exactement. Mon laboratoire m\u2019avait envoy\u00e9 en stage pendant 10 jours \u00e0 la croix rouge am\u00e9ricaine en banlieue de Washington DC. Ma chambre de fauch\u00e9 \u00e9tait tout pr\u00e8s de Dupont Circle. Je la partageais avec d\u2019autres personnes aussi fauch\u00e9es que moi: un Sud-Americain et un Egyptien. Le soir, je m\u2019emmerdais, m\u00eame si le quartier \u00e9tait plut\u00f4t sympatique et ressemblait un peu au Village New-Yorkais. Il y avait malheureusement une r\u00e9union du genre G8 et helicopt\u00e8res et FBI brouillaient les ondes radio et TV. C\u00f4t\u00e9 cin\u00e9, c\u2019\u00e9tait le d\u00e9sert. Je me suis donc mis \u00e0 fr\u00e9quenter une charmante petite librairie-caf\u00e9 ou j\u2019ai pu acheter de nombreux bouquins dont de fameux \u2018English as a second fucking language\u201d.
\nCe livre d\u00e9borde d\u2019expressions fabuleuses. Tout est en finesse, et j\u2019adore cela. Il y a un chapitre sur le pet, notamment sur les SBD ou Silent but Deadly. Lors d\u2019une conversation au bureau, je me suis mis \u00e0 parler pour une raison inconnue de SBD et j\u2019ai du trouver une documentation sur internet pour faire l\u2019\u00e9ducation de ma coll\u00e8gue. Je suis tomb\u00e9 sur un site encore plus gras que le livre\u2026
\nThe Fart List: \u201cThe Fart Name List The Alarm Fart – This is a good fart for the beginner. It is easy to identify. It starts with a loud unnaturally high note, wavers like a siren, and ends with a quick downward note that stops before you expect it to. It sounds like something is wrong. If it happens to you, you will know right off why it is called the Alarm Fart. You will be alarmed. The alarm fart however is rare. The Amplified Fart – This is any fart that gets its power more from being amplified than from the fart itself. A metal porch swing will amplify a fart every time. So will a plywood table,and empty fifty gallon drum, a tin roof, or some empty cardboard boxes if they are strong through being amplified in this way can be called an Amplified Fart. These are common farts under the right conditions The Anticipated Fart – This one warns that it is back there waiting for some time before it arrives. A person who is uneasy for a time in a crowd and who later farts at a time when they think no one will notice has farted an Anticipated Fart. The Back Seat Fart – This is a fart that occurs only in automobiles. It is identified chiefly by odor. The Back Seat Fart can usually be concealed by traffic noise as it is an eased-out fart and not very loud. But its foul odor will give it away, due to the way air moves around in a car. It is often followed by someone saying, \u2018Who farted in the back seat?\u2019 The Barn Owl Fart – A familiarity with owl calls is helpful in identifying this fart. Almost any morning if you get up just before daybreak you can hear one of these birds talking to himself. It\u2019s a sort of a crazy laugh, particularly the way it ends. If you hear a fart that has about eight notes in it, ending on a couple of down notes, and it sounds maniacal, you have heard the rare Barn Owl Fart. The Bathtub Fart – People who would never in\u201d<\/p>\n
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C\u2019\u00e9tait il y a quelques ann\u00e9es de cela, en avril 1999 exactement. Mon laboratoire m\u2019avait envoy\u00e9 en stage pendant 10 jours \u00e0<\/p>\n