{"id":137,"date":"2006-01-09T15:12:53","date_gmt":"2006-01-09T13:12:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.roidetrefle.com\/?p=137"},"modified":"2006-01-09T15:12:53","modified_gmt":"2006-01-09T13:12:53","slug":"devinette-a-deux-balles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/roidetrefle.fr\/index.php\/2006\/01\/09\/devinette-a-deux-balles\/","title":{"rendered":"Devinette \u00e0 deux balles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>C\u2019est le genre de machin qui pousse \u00e0 faire un \u00ab pomme-delete \u00bb et qui encombre les boites mails. Mais bon, je l\u2019ai re\u00e7u ce matin et je tenais \u00e0 le faire partager. Tout le monde conna\u00eet peut-\u00eatre la solution et je suis certainement le dernier cr\u00e9tin \u00e0 avoir re\u00e7u cette connerie.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nQu&rsquo;est-ce qui est plus puissant que Dieu?<br \/>\nQu&rsquo;est-ce qui est plus m\u00e9chant que le Diable?<br \/>\nLes pauvres l&rsquo;ont.<br \/>\nLes riches en ont besoin.<br \/>\nSi tu le manges, tu meurs.<\/p>\n<p>Cette question a \u00e9t\u00e9 pos\u00e9e dans des maternelles et des universit\u00e9s. 85% des enfants de maternelle ont trouv\u00e9 la r\u00e9ponse, mais seulement 17% des \u00e9tudiants.<\/p>\n<p>Envoyez cette devinette \u00e0 au moins cinq personnes, puis appuyez sur la touche Control. La r\u00e9ponse (tr\u00e8s conne) appara\u00eetra alors sur l\u2019 \u00e9cran. La semaine prochaine, je publierai la demande des parents de la pauvre Giselle, atteinte d\u2019une leuc\u00e9mie aigu\u00eb tr\u00e8s rare, qui recherchent un donneur de moelle osseuse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u2019est le genre de machin qui pousse \u00e0 faire un \u00ab pomme-delete \u00bb et qui encombre les boites mails. Mais bon, je<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/roidetrefle.fr\/index.php\/2006\/01\/09\/devinette-a-deux-balles\/\">Continuer la lecture<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vu-lu-entendu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidetrefle.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidetrefle.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidetrefle.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidetrefle.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidetrefle.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/roidetrefle.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidetrefle.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidetrefle.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidetrefle.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}